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Keyword: Culture

White folks love everything about black culture, except the blacks.

Dwayne Kennedy
American stand-up comedian
People Blacks Culture Whites

Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don't.

Lord Raglan
Animals Culture Monkeys Society

Culture: The visible evidence of a tribe of bacteria, as observed by microbiologists or cynics.

Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Culture

Support bacteria – they're the only culture some people have.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Entertainment People Bacteria Culture

Culture is what your butcher would have if he were a surgeon.

Mary Pettibone Poole
author
Characteristics Culture

The wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.

Law of Raspberry Jam
Murphy’s Laws Culture

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands.

Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Characteristics Culture Jane Russell

The only cultural advantage L.A. has over New York is that you can make a right turn on a red light.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Driving New York City Places Culture Los Angeles

Hip: Smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge cliches.

Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Miscellaneous Culture Hip













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