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Keyword: Daughter

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals; she thought we just fought in world war eleven.

Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Intelligence War Daughter Roman numerals

You treat my daughter with respect – you buy her breakfast if she puts out.

David Feldman
American comedian & writer
Relationships Sex Daughter Respect

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

Lenny Bruce
(1923 – 1966) stand-up comedian, writer, social critic & satirist
Family Relationships Sex Anonymous donors Daughter

Daughter: A person who Dad likes because she reminds him why he married his wife, and who Mom is afraid of because she reminds her of why her husband married her.

Unknown
Definitions Family Daughter

Marry your son when you will, but your daughter when you can.

Benjamin Franklin
(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Family Marriage Relationships Daughter Son

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

Jim Bishop
(1907 – 1987) American journalist & author
Animals Relationships Date Daughter Gorillas Stradivarius

In public school my daughter was voted most likely to conceive.

Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Relationships School Sex Daughter













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