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Decisions
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I’ve been married for 10 years… I haven’t made a decision for seven.
Jason Cook
(1973 – ) English comedian
Marriage
Decisions
My job is a job to make decisions. I'm a decision – if the job description were, what do you do—it's decision maker.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Decisions
The question is, who ought to make that decision? … the Congress or the commanders? … and as you know, my position is clear – I'm a commander guy.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Decisions
Conference: An organized way of postponing a decision.
Anonymous
Definitions
Conference
Decisions
Stengel: Well, I have given that thought a lot of thinking lately and last night… well – I finally made up my mind.Reporter: Which way?Stengel: I made up my mind both ways.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements
Decisions
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
Scott Adams
(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Characteristics
Failure
Intelligence
Mistakes
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Decisions
Ever notice that 'what the hell' is always the right decision.
Marilyn Monroe
(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Intelligence
Decisions
Typesetters always correct intentional errors, but fail to correct unintentional ones.
Parkinson's Fifth Law
Murphy’s Laws
Bureaucracy
Decisions
Delays
Never make a decision that you can get someone else to make.
Pfeifer's Principle
Murphy’s Laws
Decisions
It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Decisions
Any decision is better than no decision.
Second Law Of Decision Making
Murphy’s Laws
Decisions
The real objective of a committee is not to reach a decision, but to avoid it.
Dr. Samuelson's Reflection
Murphy’s Laws
Committee
Decisions
By making the right choices, we can make the right choice for our future.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Choices
Decisions
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