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Keyword: Diamonds

Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!

Ron White
(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian
People Women Diamonds

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
Men People Things Diamonds Jewelry

The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.

The Indianapolis Star
Emotions Love Relationships Diamonds

Big girls need big diamonds.

Elizabeth Taylor
(1932 – 2011) British-American actress
Things Diamonds

Hat check girl: Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!

Maudie: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.

Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes As Maudie Triplett in “Night After Night” Diamonds Goodness

My last boyfriend gave me a piece of coal, and he told me that he would marry me when it turned into a diamond from all the pressure.

Wendy Liebman
(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
Characteristics Marriage Diamonds Pressure

If God wanted me to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor.

Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Activities God Bend over Diamonds Floor

Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!

Marilyn Monroe
(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes As Sugar in “Some Like It Hot” Diamonds Gold













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