Keyword: Drugs

Oh, it’s not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn’t drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Report: Armstrong Used Rugs

Signs

If cocaine were helium, the NBA would float away.

American sportscaster
Basketball Sports

My doctor thinks I’m taking hallucinogenic drugs… how do I know?… let’s just say a little bird told me.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Activities

These pills can't be habit-forming; I've been taking them for years.

Murphy’s Laws