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Keyword: Effort

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game; if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.

‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Sports Yogi-isms Effort

It requires less energy to take an object out of its proper place than to put it back.

MacPherson's Theory of Entropy
Murphy’s Laws Effort

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game and if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left.

‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Yogi-isms Effort

It isn't that things will necessarily go wrong (Murphy's Law), but rather that they will take so much more time and effort than you think if they are not to go wrong.

Wolf's Law
Murphy’s Laws Problems Time Effort

1. No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough. 2. What you don't do is always more important than what you do do.

Worker's Dilemma Law (or Management's Put-Down Law)
Murphy’s Laws Doing things Effort

The effort of catching a falling object will cause more destruction than if the object had been allowed to fall in the first place.

Fulton's Law of Gravity
Murphy’s Laws Problems Science/Weather Things Effort Gravity













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