Quotes and One Liners

humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more

  • Home
  • About
  • Categories

    • Activities
    • Age
    • Animals
    • Appearance
    • Beliefs
    • Characteristics
    • Communication
    • Conflict
    • Death
    • Education
    • Emotions
    • Entertainment
    • Family
    • Food/Drink
    • Government
    • Health
    • Intelligence
    • Life
    • Marriage
    • Miscellaneous
    • Money
    • People
    • Places
    • Problems
    • Relationships
    • Science/Weather
    • Sex
    • Situations
    • Sports
    • Success
    • Things
    • Time
    • Work
  • Additional Categories

    • Book Titles
    • Confucius say
    • Definitions
    • Epitaphs
    • Exaggerations
    • Expressions
    • Hollywood Squares
    • Insults
    • Last Words
    • Murphy's Laws
    • Place Names
    • Proverbs
    • Reviews/Criticism
    • Song Titles
    • Tom Swifties
    • TV/Movie Quotes
  • Oops...

    • Bushisms
    • Church Bulletins
    • Classified Ads
    • Colemanballs
    • Headlines
    • Malaprops
    • Misspokements
    • Signs
    • Translations
    • Yogi-isms
  • Some Popular Authors

    • Abraham Lincoln
    • Alfred E. Neuman
    • Ambrose Bierce
    • Benjamin Franklin
    • Dave Barry
    • Demetri Martin
    • Dorothy Parker
    • Emo Phillips
    • George Carlin
    • Groucho Marx
    • H.L. Mencken
    • Homer Simpson
    • Jeff Foxworthy
    • Jimmy Carr
    • Joan Rivers
    • Mae West
    • Mark Twain
    • Mitch Hedberg
    • Oscar Wilde
    • Phyllis Diller
    • Richard Lewis
    • Rita Rudner
    • Rodney Dangerfield
    • Steven Wright
    • Stewart Francis
    • W.C. Fields
    • Will Rogers
    • Woody Allen
  • View All Authors

Keyword: Employees

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Success Work Employees Incompetence

Employees make the best dates; you don’t have to pick them up and they’re always tax-deductible.

Andy Warhol
(1928 – 1987) painter, printmaker & filmmaker
Dating Relationships Taxes Work Employees

Every employee begins at his level of competence.

Peter's Hidden Postulate According to Godin
Murphy’s Laws Work Competence Employees

No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.

Pitfall of Genius
Murphy’s Laws Bosses Employees

To protect your position, fire the fastest rising employees first.

Third Law of Survival
Murphy’s Laws People Situations Work Employees Fire

Employees who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.

Dave Allen
(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
People Employees

Employees in a hierarchy do not really object to incompetence in their colleagues.

Peter's Paradox
Murphy’s Laws Work Employees Incompetence













Copyright © Just-One-Liners.com