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Keyword: Fanatics

Death to all fanatics!

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Beliefs People Fanatics

Fanatic: One who, having lost sight of his goal, redoubles his efforts.

Anonymous
Definitions People Fanatics

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.

Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
People Fanatics

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Beliefs God Fanatics

Death to all fanatics!

Protest sign
Signs Fanatics

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

Bertrand Russell
(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Fools Intelligence Fanatics

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they’re loaded or not.

Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
People Fanatics













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