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Keyword: Fanatics

Death to all fanatics!

Protest sign
Signs Fanatics

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

Finley Peter Dunne
(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Beliefs God Fanatics

Death to all fanatics!

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Beliefs People Fanatics

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they’re loaded or not.

Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
People Fanatics

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.

Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
People Fanatics

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

Bertrand Russell
(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Fools Intelligence Fanatics

Fanatic: One who, having lost sight of his goal, redoubles his efforts.

Anonymous
Definitions People Fanatics













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