Keyword: Goalies

When you’re a fat kid, you only get to be two things… funny and goalie.

(1980 – ) Canadian writer, comedian & political activist
Appearance Body Children Fat

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Canadian-born American hockey player
Hockey Sports

The goal is too small and the goalies are too big.

Canadian hockey coach
Hockey Sports

If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster
Hockey Sports

Playing goal is like being shot at.

professional hockey goalie
Hockey Sports