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Keyword: Hammers

To the man who only has a hammer, every problem starts looking like a nail.

Abraham Maslow
(1908 – 1970) American professor of psychology
Problems Hammers Nails

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.

Jake's Law
Murphy’s Laws Problems Things Hammers

When the need arises, the tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.

Bromberg's First Law of Auto Repair
Murphy’s Laws Hammers Repair Tools

Don’t force it; get a larger hammer.

Anthony's Law of Force
Murphy’s Laws Things Hammers

Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.

Kaplan's Law of the Instrument
Murphy’s Laws Things Boys Hammers Tools

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Congress Government People Situations Things Babies Hammers Session

He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

Country expression
Miscellaneous Hammers Other expressions













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