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Keyword: Hypochondria

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.

Goodman Ace
(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist
Appearance Body Health Hypochondria

At home now, I have cough medicine on tap.

Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Health Hypochondria Medicine

In the face of such overwhelming statistical possibilities, hypochondria has always seemed to me to be the only rational position to take on life.

John Diamond
(1953 – 2001) British journalist & broadcaster
Health Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.

Anonymous
Health Hypochondria Oxymorons

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven’t got.

Anonymous
Health Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.

David Renwick
(1951 – ) English television writer
Health Hypochondria

It’s stressful being a hypochondriac. In my home I have a walk-in medicine chest.

Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Health Hypochondria

I went to the doctor and he said, ‘You've got hypochondria.' ‘I said, ‘Not that as well.’

Tim Vine
(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Health Hypochondria













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