Keyword: Inflation

Americans are getting stronger; twenty years ago it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries… today, a five-year-old can do it.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist
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A nickel isn’t worth a dime today.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
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Invest in inflation… it’s the only thing going up.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Inflation: When nobody has enough money because everybody has too much.

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It's a good idea to save your money; one day it might be worth something again!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
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Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.

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Let's turn inflation over to the post office; that’ll slow it down.

(1922 – 1998) U.S. Representative (Arizona) & politician
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