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Keyword: Insects

When insects take over the world, we hope they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

Bill Vaughn
(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Animals Insects

Man should stop fighting among themselves and start fighting insects.

Luther Burbank
(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist
Animals Conflict War Insects

Flying pests are more likely to enter the ears, eyes, nose and throat when both hands are in use.

Wright on Flying Insects
Animals Murphy’s Laws Problems Insects Jonathan Wright

I've seen insects walking around with kneepads.

Dylan Moran
(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals Exaggerations Places Insects On Australia

'You scratch my back, and I'll suck blood out of yours' – that is the insect motto.

Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Animals Blood Insects

A man thinks he amounts to a great deal but to a flea or a mosquito a human being is merely something good to eat.

Don Marquis
(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Characteristics Food/Drink Hubris Insects













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