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Keyword: Judgment

It is only the shallow people who do not judge by appearance.

Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance People Judgment Shallow people

Make no delusions about the past!

Anonymous
Malaprops Allusions Judgment

The worst-tempered people I’ve ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

Wilson Mizner
(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
People Judgment

Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from poor judgment.

Higdon's Law
Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Experience Judgment

I have made good judgements in the past; I have made good judgements in the future.

Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements Decisions Judgment

It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is the proper judge of it.

Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs Opinion Critics Judgment

If you run out of sound judgment, borrow.

Blackie Sherrod
(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Intelligence Judgment

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Death Places Judgment Tombstone













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