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Knowledge
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The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing; whereas the generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything.
Donsen's Law
Education
Learning
Murphy’s Laws
Generalists
Knowledge
Specialists
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Beliefs
Definitions
Faith
Knowledge
Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.
Johnson's Corollary
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Knowledge
Organizations
I can't answer that – it's out of my water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Knowledge
Adolescence is the time in life when a youngster is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.
Anonymous
Age
Education
Adolescence
Knowledge
Well, um, you know, something’s neither good nor bad but thinking makes it so, I suppose, as Shakespeare said.
Donald Rumsfeld
(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Beliefs
Misspokements
Knowledge
What I'm suggesting to you is, if you can't name the foreign minister of Mexico, therefore, you know, you're not capable of what you do.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Capabilities
Knowledge
An expert really doesn't know anymore than you do. He is merely better organized and has slides.
Van Oech's Law
Murphy’s Laws
People
Experts
Knowledge
I am not young enough to know everything.
James M. Barrie
(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)
Age
Education
Intelligence
Young
(also Mark Twain)
Knowledge
It is a secret in the Oxford sense; you may tell it to only one person at a time.
Oliver Franks
(1905 – 1992) English civil servant & philosopher
Beliefs
Knowledge
Secrets
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
Law of Logical Argument
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Knowledge
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
Nicholas Murray Butler
(1862 – 1947) American educator
Intelligence
Experts
Knowledge
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