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Keyword: Light

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

Clark's Law
Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Light

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

Maurice Chevalier
(1888 – 1972) French actor, singer & entertainer
Emotions Love Light

There are two kinds of light — the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures.

James Thurber
(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Science/Weather Light

If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it’s the light of the oncoming train.

Lowell's Law
Accidents Murphy’s Laws Light Train Tunnel

In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, 'Let there be Light.' And there was still nothing, but you could see it a bit better.

Dave Weinstein
Beliefs God Situations Light













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