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Keyword: Listening (Page 2)

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Anonymous
Communication Conversation Entertainment Speech Listening

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient; it may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

Winnie the Pooh
fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne
Communication Speech Listening

The reason most people talk to themselves is because they’re often the only ones who will listen.

Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Communication Speech Listening

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Life Music Situations Brahms Requiem Demands Experiences Listening

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Communication Conversation Speech Listening

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Individuals Language Bore Listening

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

Brendan Francis Behan
(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright
Communication Emotions Love Speech Listening
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