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Keyword: Losers

Winners tell funny stories; losers holler "Deal!"

Beach's Postulate
Murphy’s Laws People Losers Winners

Show me a good loser, and Ill show you a loser.

Vince Lombardi
(1913 – 1970) football coach
Football Sports Losers

‘Employee of the month’ is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
Work Losers Winners

Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is bound to change.

Las Vegas Law
Murphy’s Laws Betting Losers Luck

These are the days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers.

Robert Orben
(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
Situations Time Day Keeping up Losers

In this world there are winners and losers – and, of course, ‘the others’, who comprise the majority.

Simon Munnery
(1967 – ) English comedian
Failure People Success Losers Winners













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