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Keyword: Middle age (Page 2)

Middle Age: That period when a man begins to shed his hair, his teeth, and his illusions.

Anonymous
Age Definitions Middle age

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Bennett Cerf
(1898 – 1971) American humorist
Age Appearance Middle age

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush the net.

Franklin Adams
(1881 – 1960) American columnist
Age Middle age

Middle Age: That period in life when your idea of getting ahead is staying even.

Anonymous
Age Definitions Middle age

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Age Definitions Middle age

Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.

Denis Norden
(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
Age Middle age
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