Keyword: Middle age

Middle-age is the time of life, that a man first notices – in his wife.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

Middle Age: That period in life when your idea of getting ahead is staying even.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else… and usually is.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

(1908 – 1976) publisher & author

Middle Age: A time of life when winking at a girl is closing one eye to reality.

Middle Age: That period when a man begins to shed his hair, his teeth, and his illusions.

There are three ages of man: youth, middle age and “Gee, you look good.”

(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Middle Age: When you no longer care where your wife wants to go – so long as you don’t have to go with her.

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.

(1924 – ) American actress & singer

Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever – but would rather not.

Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

Middle Age: That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it. 

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Middle Age: When your age starts to show around your middle the art of raising eyebrows instead of the roof. 

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

(1898 – 1971) American humorist

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush the net.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning; old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

We were a generation born too late to eat goldfish and too early to flash.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and you choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.

American comedian & juggler