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Keyword: Nature

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Places Nature

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Places Nature

Death is nature’s way of saying “Howdy.”

Anonymous
Death Nature

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Murphy’s Third Corollary
Murphy’s Laws (also Benedict's Principle) Nature

Nature abhors a vacuum… and so do I.

Anne Gibbons
American cartoonist & greeting card illustrator
Housework Situations Things Work Nature Vacuum cleaners

Nature abhors people.

Thine's Law
Murphy’s Laws People Nature

I’ve always been bad at spelling – not sure whether it’s nature or nurture.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Miscellaneous Nature Nurture Spelling













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