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Keyword: On William Gladstone

A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.

Benjamin Disraeli
(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Communication Insults Speech On William Gladstone

They told me how Mr Gladstone read Homer for fun, which I thought served him right.

Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics Insults Reading/Writing On William Gladstone

It was said Mr. Gladstone could convince most people of most things, and himself of anything.

William R. Inge
(1860 – 1954) English author, Anglican priest, professor & dean
Insults On William Gladstone

If Gladstone fell into the Thames, that would be a misfortune, and if anybody pulled him out, that, I suppose, would be a calamity.

Benjamin Disraeli
(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Accidents Insults Problems On William Gladstone













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