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He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A poor shot
Has poor aim
Other expressions
It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Hold your horses
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be patient
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Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
when you get a sudden chill
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
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Self-important
… like a turd in the punchbowl
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Out of place
Unwanted
Chester drawers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Chest OF drawers
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A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
In the marble orchard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cemetery
Other expressions
A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Warmin’ over old soup
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Reviving an old love
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
We better git on the stick!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We better get started
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