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Other expressions
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I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
Other expressions
She could talk the leg off a horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
Other expressions
Tight as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shady character
Slippery
Untrustworthy
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wilder than a March hare
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Excitable
Other expressions
Wild
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
Other expressions
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know him/her
Other expressions
He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
Other expressions
To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t waste time with underlings
Go to the source
Other expressions
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Other expressions
Jackin yer jaw
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talking
He's got both feet in the trough.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone eating vigorously
Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No good
Other expressions
Worthless
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