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Other expressions
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I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Appearances can be deceptive
Other expressions
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
Other expressions
This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Purtier than a peach.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Dumber than a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living dangerously
Near death
Other expressions
Like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act and think alike
Other expressions
The same
He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
Other expressions
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
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