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Warmin’ over old soup
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Reviving an old love
Her apron’s ridin’ high.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s pregnant
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk about our business
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Other expressions
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
I'd hire her to haunt a house!
Country expression
Appearance
Miscellaneous
Ugly
Other expressions
I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Compliment
Other expressions
She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Walked too much
She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
Other expressions
Sound
A blue million
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
Oooo weee… I see Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if a girl’s underwear was showing
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