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Everybody’s in the same pew
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Organized
Other expressions
We’re all together
He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A poor shot
Has poor aim
Other expressions
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
Lying like a snake in the grass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like an old hen with one chick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fussy
Other expressions
Proud
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So cross-eyed he could look at his own head.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Eyes
Other expressions
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickness
Speed
Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
Other expressions
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
Sight for sore eyes
Expression
Miscellaneous
Nice to see you!. A welcome sight
Other expressions
You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Just cause you say it doesn't make it so
Other expressions
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Babies
Other expressions
Smooth
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shocked and speechless
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