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Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
Other expressions
I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t stand there looking dumb and doing nothing
Other expressions
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
We always go to bed with the chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go to bed early
Other expressions
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Old as dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
Like three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
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