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His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
Leanin' on the shovel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taking a break
She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His head is full of stump water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s go no sense
Other expressions
If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumber than a barrel of hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dumb
Other expressions
Stand pappy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Assume paternity – as in ‘I’ll stand pappy’ for your baby’
Other expressions
The bell cow
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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The leader
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets lucky sometimes.
Luck
Other expressions
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Appearances can be deceptive
Other expressions
I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
Other expressions
You’re in big trouble
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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