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Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
He's as mad as a wet hen.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will never happen
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
Other expressions
Too much of an answer
Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t stand there looking dumb and doing nothing
Other expressions
Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dirty
Other expressions
Sloppy
He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
Other expressions
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
They’re like two cats in a sack.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
Referring to people who do not get along
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hold your horses
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be patient
Other expressions
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
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Rural
Her apron’s ridin’ high.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s pregnant
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When one does something clumsy
… since Christ left Cleveland!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
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