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Out of soap
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor
There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Crowded
Other expressions
Dumber than a road lizard
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She don’t have the sense God gave a gopher.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
She looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jittery
Nervous
Other expressions
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets lucky sometimes.
Luck
Other expressions
Like a turkey in young corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Fulfilled
Got the world by the tail
Other expressions
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
Other expressions
Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overreaction
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
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