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Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
Other expressions
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
Other expressions
Strong
His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
She'll be late to her own funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lateness
Other expressions
Tardiness
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
Can’t hear thunder
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone losing his hearing
Sound
She could ruin a two-car funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
If you had a brain you'd play with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a turkey in young corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Fulfilled
Got the world by the tail
Other expressions
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
Other expressions
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
He sticks to that boy like white on rice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Closeness
Other expressions
He’s like a bad penny.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always turning up.
Other expressions
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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