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Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Sweet talkin’ thing
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A smooth talker
Has a good line
Other expressions
Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Refers to someone very happy or content about something
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
Other expressions
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
Other expressions
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hell
Other expressions
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
Other expressions
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Side gal
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A woman seen ‘on the side’
Other expressions
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stop arguing and do as you're told
I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat (usually to a child)
Other expressions
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
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