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Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Bumpin’ yer gums!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s lost as last years Easter egg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
Born short and slapped down flat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Short and squat
Had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To end the argument
I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumber than a barrel of hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dumb
Other expressions
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