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Green as a gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A novice
Inexperience
Other expressions
Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
He’d make a cat laugh.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Foolish
Humor
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Energetic
Other expressions
He fell ass over teakettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a martin to his gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With pure instinct
Dead as 4 o’clock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quiet
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
To think hard of
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To speak unkindly of someone
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