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If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
Let your vittles shut your mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be quiet and eat
Other expressions
Scripted down
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Recorded in writing
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To appear very neat and fashionable
He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
Other expressions
Grace the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very cold!
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
Mess with
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be involved with
Other expressions
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
Like a goose a-goin’ barefooted
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always
Forever
Other expressions
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