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Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
Other expressions
Unfair
When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
Other expressions
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
I'd hire her to haunt a house!
Country expression
Appearance
Miscellaneous
Ugly
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
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Real good
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well I'll be
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of good food
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When one does something clumsy
Madder than’ a wampus cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very angry
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
Scripted down
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Recorded in writing
She'll be late to her own funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lateness
Other expressions
Tardiness
To think hard of
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To speak unkindly of someone
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
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