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She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
I've sallyjacked the potato salad.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I've made too much potato salad
Other expressions
Useful as a broken leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Believe what I say
Other expressions
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act and think alike
Other expressions
The same
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overweight
It was so good it would have brought tears to a glass eye.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's like trying to nail Jell-O
®
to a wall.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
Other expressions
When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
Other expressions
Mess with
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be involved with
Other expressions
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
Other expressions
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