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If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ticks
Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
Other expressions
Oh for crying in the bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as for ‘crying out loud’
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat (usually to a child)
Other expressions
Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will you have a drink with me?
Uglier than a mud fence
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Either fish or cut bait.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
Other expressions
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
Other expressions
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone gets pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is
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