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He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone prone to boasting
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
Grace the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
Take a slack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Relax
Slow down
Take a break
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fly off the handle
Expression
Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
Other expressions
Dumber than a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
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