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That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to someone who's pouting
He don’t know daylight from dark.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Well, slap my head and call me silly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To think hard of
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To speak unkindly of someone
Got your feathers ruffled.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Upset
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
I feel like a dog's breakfast.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not feeling well
Other expressions
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Other expressions
So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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