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Either fish or cut bait.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
Other expressions
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
Other expressions
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Other expressions
If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
Other expressions
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
Within a peg
Country definition
Miscellaneous
‘He was within a peg of dying’
Close to
Nearly
Other expressions
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Big hat, no cattle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
Other expressions
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Oh for crying in the bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as for ‘crying out loud’
She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
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