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Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
Messed up as a soup sandwich
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
Other expressions
She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
Other expressions
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Teeth
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
Other expressions
That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
Other expressions
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' bumble bees.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
A big wide grin
Other expressions
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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