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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
Fly off the handle
Expression
Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
Other expressions
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
Other expressions
Pretty
I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wrinkles
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says "if"
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m touching cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve got to use the bathroom badly
Other expressions
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