Keyword: Other expressions (Page 44)

Either fish or cut bait.

She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.

Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

Road Humps

Is a pig's ass pork?

If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.

He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.

He’s just loudin’ off.

Like a jackass in a tin stable

Turn of the sun

Within a peg

It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.

Big hat, no cattle

He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.

I'll snatch you baldheaded.

Oh for crying in the bucket.

She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.

A shallow brook is noisiest.

I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.