Keyword: Outside a church

Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey

If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

We need to talk. – God

How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?

How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!

Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

God Saw What You Did