Keyword: Outside a church

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

My way is the highway. – God

Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!

Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google

Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early