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Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey
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If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats
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Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
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Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven
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We need to talk. – God
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How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?
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How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!
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Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
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Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God
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God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!
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WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
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Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
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When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
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Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
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Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God
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If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
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Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]
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If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?
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You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!
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God Saw What You Did
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