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Who’s Your Daddy?
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Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
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Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes
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If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell
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The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome
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When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
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If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey
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Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers
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If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
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Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God
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Stolen Bible Amnesty Day
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Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God
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If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
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The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.
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Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!
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Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God
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Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
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If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
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C'mon over and bring the kids. – God
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In the dark? Follow the Son.
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