Keyword: Outside a church (Page 2)

Who’s Your Daddy?

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

Stolen Bible Amnesty Day

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.

Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

In the dark? Follow the Son.