Keyword: Outside a church (Page 3)

God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

I Hate This Church – Satan

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

Need directions? – God

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

Who’s Your Daddy?

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early