Keyword: Outside a church (Page 3)

Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted

My way is the highway. – God

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.

God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

In the dark? Follow the Son.

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)

The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”

The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome