Keyword: Outside a church (Page 3)

God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

Who’s Your Daddy?

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?

There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.