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Keyword: Patient

Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.

Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Doctors Health Patient Prescription

Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions Patient

The biggest difference between the psychiatrist and the patient is that the psychiatrist has learned how to live with it.

Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Doctors Health Life People Patient Psychiatrist

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Health Life Patient Treatment

Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions Patient

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

Voltaire
(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Health Medicine Patient













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