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Keyword: Practice

One day of practice is like one day of clean living; it doesn’t do you any good.

Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Characteristics Sports Clean living Morals Practice

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Doctors Health Work Practice Unnerving

I figure practice puts your brains in your muscles.

Sam Snead
(1912 – 2002) professional golfer
Golf Sports Practice

They say that nobody is perfect… then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they’d make up their minds.

Wilt Chamberlain
professional basketball player
Basketball Sports Practice

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

Anonymous
Situations Practice

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms Practice Theory

In school they told me “Practice makes perfect.” … and then they told me “Nobody’s perfect,” so then I stopped practicing.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Miscellaneous Practice













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