Keyword: Prison

The scariest guy in prison is the white guy… because he's guilty.

American comedian
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You might be a redneck if… you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Fathers People Rednecks

He's the first guy to drive a $300,000 car with license plates he made himself.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
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The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prison they let you play softball on the weekends.

American stand-up comedian
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Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
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Wait till these Enron guys find out that in prison, the term "insider trading" has a whole new meaning.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
People

Right now, I couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.

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