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Keyword: Racing

This is a race where you can turn a corner, and then there’ll be another team right there breathing down your throat.

Unknown
Mixed metaphors Racing

And he’s lost both right front tires.

Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Activities Misspokements Racing

He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.

David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Time Racing

We raced the other day and it wasn't a photo finish… it was an oil painting.

Bob Plager
Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports After scrimmaging with another player who had injured his knee Racing

If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.

Mario Andretti
(1940 – ) Italian-American auto racer
Autos Situations Sports Control Racing

And there’s no damage to the car… except to the car itself.

Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements Sports Racing













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