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James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

Leroy 'Satchel' Paige

American baseball player

The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.

Hal Higdon

American author & runner

Sports Marathons Pain Running

Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

A lifetime of training for just 10 seconds.

Jesse Owens

American track & field athlete

Sports Of the 100 meter run Running

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

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Miscellaneous Other expressions Running

I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.

Jordan Brookes

comedian

Activities Sports Running

That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit what they call ‘the wall,’ is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx; so here, they combine running and fleeing.

Wayne Federman

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author

Exercise Places Sports Running South Bronx

I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.

John Elway

American football player

Football Sports Running Speed

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

Lynn Swann

American football player

Football Sports Running

I still feel 30, except when I try to run.

Bob Newhart

(1929 – ) American comedian & comic actor

Activities Age Old Running

Big balls count.

Craig Mottram

Australian runner

Sports Running When asked how he can run so fast

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

Doctors and scientists said breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt; thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead.

Roger Bannister

(1929 – ) English middle-distance athlete, physician & academic

Sports Running

I went through a stage of feeling awful to one of feeling terrible. Once I started to feel terrible I was OK.

Steve Ovett

English distance runner

Sports About a race Running

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg… I thought: ‘This could be interesting.’

Paddy Lennox

comedian

Activities Exercise Marathon Running

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.

Steve Owen

professional football player & coach

Age Football Memory Sports Running

He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

There is no secret to running – run hard, have a beer, have a pizza. We make it too complicated.

John Walker

New Zealand runner

Sports Running

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Keyword: Running

James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.

Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!

A lifetime of training for just 10 seconds.

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.

That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit what they call ‘the wall,’ is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx; so here, they combine running and fleeing.

I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

I still feel 30, except when I try to run.

Big balls count.

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

Doctors and scientists said breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt; thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead.

I went through a stage of feeling awful to one of feeling terrible. Once I started to feel terrible I was OK.

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg… I thought: ‘This could be interesting.’

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.

He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.

There is no secret to running – run hard, have a beer, have a pizza. We make it too complicated.