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Keyword: Sadness

It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Sadness

Every animal is sad after (sex) except the human female and the rooster.

Claudius Galen
(AD 129 – 199) Roman physician & philosopher
Emotions Sex Sadness

A lot of people don't know it, but onions make me sad!

Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Emotions Food/Drink Onions Sadness

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Death Emotions Happiness Laughter Life Funny Sadness

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Emotions Entertainment Film People Work Sadness

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Communication Dance Speech Groans Sadness

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Garrison Keillor
(1942 – ) humorist & radio broadcaster
Death Funerals Sadness













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