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Keyword: Santa Claus

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas; you know, the birth of Santa.

Bart Simpson
cartoon character in The Simpsons (Nancy Cartwright)
TV/Movie Quotes Christmas Santa Claus

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Girls Places Bad Jolly Live Santa Claus

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Dick Gregory
(1932 – 2017) comedian, social activist, critic & writer
Beliefs Places Neighborhood Santa Claus

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents.

Charlie Viracola
(1973 – ) American stand-up comedian
Family Parents Situations Christmas Santa Claus

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

Victor Borge
(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist
Situations Time Santa Claus Visiting

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Activities Beliefs Entertainment Professional wrestling Santa Claus

We were so poor, every Christmas Eve my old man would go outside and shoot his gun, then come in and tell us kids Santa Claus had committed suicide.

Jake LaMotta
(1921 – ) American boxing champion
Money Poverty Santa Claus













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