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Keyword: Saving

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.

Ehrlich's Rule
Activities Murphy’s Laws Parts Saving Tinkering

She took my son to Costco, bought 14 pounds of Oreos – and saved us money somehow.

Joey Kola
American stand-up comedian
Marriage Money Shopping Wives Saving

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions Love Money Saving

Saving is a very fine thing; especially when your parents have done it for you.

Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Money Saving

Saving is a very fine thing; especially when your parents have it for you.

Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Money Saving

The shortest measurable interval of time is the time between the moment one puts a little extra aside for a sudden emergency and the arrival of that emergency.

Dunn's Discovery
Money Murphy’s Laws Problems Time Emergencies Saving













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