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Keyword: Siamese twins

I have an interesting case. I’m treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I’m getting paid by eight people.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes As Leonard Zelig in “Zelig” Psychiatry Siamese twins

I have an interesting case. I’ m treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I’ m getting paid by eight people.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes Analysis As Leonard Zelig in “Zelig” As Leonard Zelig in “Zelig” Siamese twins

I knew these Siamese twins; they moved to England, so the other one could drive.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Autos Driving England Places Siamese twins

Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.

Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
Books Communication People Reading/Writing Biographies Siamese twins

Siamese Twins: First person plural.

Anonymous
Definitions People Siamese twins













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