Keyword: Surprise

I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high… she looked surprised.

Appearance

You could have knocked me over with a fender.

Mixed metaphors

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

(1901 – 1989) wife of Lester Bowles Pearson, Canadian prime minister
Men People Success Women

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.


Conflict Intelligence Killing People Stupidity