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Keyword: Talking

I talk to myself a lot; that bothers some people because I use a megaphone.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Talking

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. 


Bruce Lansky
(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
Communication Golf Sports Talking

Jackin yer jaw

Country expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions Talking

You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Communication TV/Movie Quotes As Rufus T. Firefly in “Duck Soup” Talking

We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers; they could call it On Anon Anon.

Paula Poundstone
(1959 – ) American comedian
Communication People Speech Talking

The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

Seve Ballesteros
Spanish professional golfer
Communication Speech Sports Caddies Talking

Outspoken? By whom?

Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Communication Speech Talking When told by a fellow guest that their hostess was outspoken













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