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Keyword: Taxi cabs

No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab.

Scott Adams
(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Places City Taxi cabs

One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab… the movie cost me $95.00.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Entertainment Film Money Taxi cabs

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

Katharine Whitehorn
(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
Men People Taxi cabs

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Autos Places Paris Taxi cabs

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Health Money Places Hospital beds Taxi cabs

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Money Hospitals Taxi cabs

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

Dane Cook
(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & actor
Alcohol Food/Drink Situations Drunk Taxi cabs













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