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Theater
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All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Sean O’Casey
(1880 – 1964) Irish dramatist
Entertainment
Life
World
Stage
Theater
The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
Audiences
Theater
For a director, a musical is a special kind of hell.
Mike Nichols
(1931 – 2014) German-born American director, producer, actor & comedian
Entertainment
Musicals
Theater
In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Reviews/Criticism
Theater
I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free.
Shirley MacLaine
(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author
Entertainment
TV/Movie Quotes
As Ouiser in “Steel Magnolias”
Plays
Theater
The only thing I didn’t like about
The Barretts of Wimpole Street
was the play.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Reviews/Criticism
“Barretts of Wimpole Street”
Theater
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
George S. Kaufman
(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist
Entertainment
Authors
Rehearsals
Theater
Hook and Ladder
is the sort of play that gives failures a bad name.
Walter Kerr
(1913 – 1996) writer & Broadway theater critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Hook and Ladder”
Theater
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
Of Katherine Hepburn in "The Lake"
Theater
Two things should be cut – the second act and the child's throat.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Reviews/Criticism
On a dull play with an annoying child star
Theater
You can make a killing in the theatre, but not a living.
Another Anderson's Law
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Theater
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