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Theater
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I went into the Plymouth Theater a comparatively young woman, and I staggered out of it three hours later, twenty years older, haggard and broken with suffering.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Reviews/Criticism
Of Tolstoy’s “Redemption”
Theater
If you don't knit bring a good book.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Reviews/Criticism
Theater
Shut up Arnold, or I’ll direct this play the way you wrote it!
John Dexter
(1925 – 1990) English theatre, opera & film director
Entertainment
Theater
To dramatist Arnold Wesker
You can make a killing in the theatre, but not a living.
Another Anderson's Law
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Theater
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
Of Katherine Hepburn in "The Lake"
Theater
Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theater unless he or she has bronchitis.
James Agate
(1877 – 1947) British diarist & critic
England
Entertainment
Places
Theater
The audience would have booed and hissed after the first act, but you can't do that and yawn at the same time.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Theater
For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take that Rockingham tea service out of his tights.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Entertainment
Insults
Coward said to the choreographer when a male dancer in one of his plays forgot to wear the proper support
Criticism
Theater
She stopped the show – but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Acting
Communication
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
Theater
The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
Audiences
Theater
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
George S. Kaufman
(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist
Entertainment
Authors
Rehearsals
Theater
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