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Keyword: Unemployment

Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we're going to succeed.

Ronald Reagan
(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Government Work Unemployment

Politicians are always trying to convince you that they can solve the unemployment problem if you'll just give them a job.

Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Elections/Voting Government Politicians Work Unemployment

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

Slappy White
(1921 – 1995) American comedian & actor
Work Unemployment

When we’re unemployed, we’re called lazy; when the whites are unemployed, it’s called a depression.

Jesse Jackson
(1941 – ) American civil rights activist & Baptist minister
People Situations Work Blacks Unemployment

Unemployment: The usual alternative to overwork.

Definitions Work Unemployment

The Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem; they're all running for the presidency.

Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Government President Democrats Unemployment

When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.

Calvin Coolidge
(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president
Misspokements Work Unemployment













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